Contributed photo, xo, above, photo by John Hoff, below
Lennie Chism, cut the weeds at your building. (By which she apparently meant the former "Uncle Bill's store," which Lennie Chism purchased after it was designated for demolition, and now it's still scheduled for demolition, and Lennie acts like he's the victim of political oppression or something) So now somebody was complaining about the weeds. Well, they were pretty high.
But when I heard about the weeds I thought, "Here's my chance to become the first person to get fresh organic food at the new Uncle Lennie's store, and lay my little historical claim!" So I ran right out there and...
Ate some dandelions.
Well, technically I chewed the dandelions and spit them out, not because they weren't delicious but because I remembered the last time I was there, a Rottweiler dog had been along for the field trip, and he's QUITE TERRITORIAL, if you catch my drift.
Anyway, delicious and organic locally grown dandelions now available at Uncle Lennie's! Mmmmmmmmmm.