Monday, May 4, 2009

North Minneapolis Social Network Activated, Fourth Precinct Gets Its Man

Photo By John Hoff 


Late yesterday evening, I was at the Mall of America with my 11-year-old, getting in line to buy tickets to "Battle For Terra," when Hawthorne Housing Director Jeff Skrenes called my cell phone. He'd seen a police officer with an assault rifle and at least one police dog "descending" on the property directly behind the offices of the Hawthorne Neighborhood Council...

Immediately, I pointed out to Jeff that an assault rifle can "spit out a lot of bullets" and if he heard gunfire, best to get down as low as possible. The space under his thick, old-fashioned wooden desk was probably the safest spot in his office. Of course, knowing Jeff, he'd be throwing himself in front of the television so he wouldn't miss the end of the Red Wings hockey game.

Jeff wanted me to make some calls. We don't actually need to say the words "activate the social network" and it's not like there's a formal phone tree. We just all know when to start calling each other. This was clearly one of those times.

Contractor Anderson Mitchell--old army, just like me--got to the office and checked on Jeff. Apparently, all was well because a short while later Jeff sent me the following text message: Guy with a gun was firing shots in the area. Cops were responding and got him.

I assume it was the Fourth Precinct.

Good job, Fourth Precinct! And THANK YOU for your dedication and hard work.

By the way, those "shot spotter" devices are a wonder! When there is the sound of gunfire, "servo motors" rotate cameras in the direction of the gunfire. Heavily armed police DESCEND on the area where the shots were fired. (Many or all the officers have assault rifles at the ready, what look to be Colt AR-15s, the civilian version of the army M-16)

Any civilian who fires a gun in North Minneapolis for any reason other than fending off an attack has to be either very desperate, very stupid, or some fatal combination of both.

Almost as notable as the high tech shot spotters is our neighborly social network. When decent people buy vacant, ultra-affordable homes in this area, they quickly form social networks thanks to the secret "decent people handshake" and not-so- secret rituals like picking up litter and walking on SIDEWALKS instead of DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET.

Going to events sponsored by the neighborhood association is the quickest, surest way to form these networks.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I generally consider myself a decent person, but I also often eschew the sidewalk for the street (in Hawthorne anyway) for a couple of reasons. First of all, in the winter, roughly 95% of my block never shoveled - not once, all winter long. Yeah I know, call 311, and still, no shoveling, just ice, and so it's the streets. And then, folks have dogs and children (not likening the two in any way, and also using children loosely to describe an assortment of ages younger than me) in their front yards that I don't really want to get close to. I've had boys as young as 8 or 9 make very explicit and descriptive offers on my way home from the bus, and I'd rather avoid it, thanks.

Johnny Northside said...

There's a world of difference between walking in the street in winter, versus walking in the street in summer.

Jeff Skrenes said...

John, it was also extremely helpful of you to call me back and say that Anderson was going to be knocking on the door. That way I knew that whoever was at the door was NOT the perp the cops were looking for.

Anonymous said...

i also walk in the street if it is dark: i just feel that i have a little more "personal space" in case i need to maneuver, i'm further away from shadows (so that there is a larger periphery that i can be aware of), and also more likely to be able to flag down a car if necessary.

Johnny Northside said...

I see your point. And, well...you sound female? In any case, I see your point.

But, again...totally different than walking down the middle of the street in a group during the middle of the day,forcing vehicles to maneuver around.