Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Pete The Pedophile Tries To Serve Johnny Northside In City Council Chambers, Northside Escapes...
In the photo above, "Pete The Pedophile" walks away from the City Council dias after leaving some paperwork in the spot where Diane Hofestede wits. I hope Hofestede has hand sanitizer.
Anyway, the whole exciting story of my "great escape" will be told by-and-by, but for now here's the summary:
Pete Rickmyer, a.k.a. Pete The Pedophile, apparently was trying to have me served with his worthless legal paper today while I was in City Council Chambers, covering the reappointment proceedings for MPD Chief Dolan. But the sheriff's deputy wouldn't come into council chambers, waiting outside for, like, two hours.
In the meantime, I was busy making arrangements to speak to my city council rep about pressing issues--the concentration of Level Three sex offenders in my neighborhood, as it turned out--and I ended up exiting the building through the city council offices instead of the main door. Whew, did I get lucky!
But think about it: would you want a Level Three sex offender to have "personal jurisdiction" over you? I didn't think so.
In the photo above, Pete the Pedophile sits in council chambers, waiting and watching. I hear the look on his face was pretty funny when he realized his quarry had escaped, literally under the eyes of the whole public-access-channel-watching City of Minneapolis and (reportedly) two sheriff's deputies plus the video camera of the Mpls Mirror. HA!!!!!!!!!!
My sincere, profuse apologies to the deputies for the waste of their valuable time. In the words of a song: Could have had me any day, only let me slip away...out of kindness, I suppose.
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