Sunday, May 3, 2009

DFL Constitution Committee Denies All Challenges By Kenya McKnight/Jerry Moore/Ben Myers To DFL Endorsement Of Don Samuels

Photo by John Hoff 

Definitive word came late yesterday night that a three-person panel of the Minnesota State DFL Constitution Commission DENIED DENIED DENIED all challenges to the official DFL Ward 5 endorsement of Council Member Don Samuels over rough, inexperienced challenger Kenya McKnight...

The more-than-slightly-nutty arguments of Kenya McKnight--one of which began with an invocation of the name of Allah--were definitively slapped down yesterday at approximately 10:39 PM, with word being sent by email to numerous recipients. The denial was worded as follows:

"After considering the written statements from the challengers, statements from all persons who wished to present relevant testimony on the matters, and after a hearing before this three-person panel of the Constitution Commission on April 25, 2009, we have decided not to sustain any of the challenges."

The three-person panel consisted of Fred Knutson, Sue Rego, and Mike Rothman. A complaint was not only filed by Kenya McKight, but similarly-worded complaints were filed by former JACC executive director Jerry Moore and attorney-slash-public figure Ben Myers. Moore and Myers appear (rather obviously) to be playing some kind of role in the stunted and uncertain campaign of Kenya McKnight, but their exact titles in the McKnight campaign--if any--are currently unknown.

One political observer said Kenya's arguments to the three-person panel basically boiled down to, "No fair, I wasn't READY!"

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

You can almost see Al and Randy edging away from the situation like Boris and Natasha when one of their nefarious plots takes a wrong turn; "Curses! Foiled again!"
Fear not, they'll be back for more hilarious hijinx soon enough!

Anonymous said...

LOL--no kidding! I wonder when Al will drop Jerry Moore and Ben Myers--before or after police get a warrant to search their homes for the stolen photocopier?

Anonymous said...

Reality, appears certain folks are running out of poor and non-profits to pimp, they decided to fill this lady's head with all kinds of BS and see if they could get her elected and pimp her. Once the ship started to list, because the locals saw through their disgusting plot, they hit the lets sue button. (Typical poverty pimp behavior, you got to pimp somebody)can't do anything constructive for a living! Word is the rats didn't even stay with Kenya, they deserted her ship before their pimp plot was fully exposed in front of the DFL's eyes, more important things to do, that's what you call real poverty pimp dedication.

Anonymous said...

Well, this solves the mystery of how Kenya McKnight got an endorsement from the "Minnesota Women's Political Caucus PAC":
http://tinyurl.com/d7ct62
"Natonia Johnson, who runs the Minnesota Women’s Political Caucus"

Surely the Green Party won't give their endorsement do just any pawn of corrupt NorthSide powerbrokers who shows up at their doorstep . . . will they?

Anonymous said...

A wise man once said: "Pimping" is "not easy".

Anonymous said...

Tons of LoLzzzzz @ Anon 836am


hahahahahhahaha a lmao!

WISE!!!????

too funny.

Anonymous said...

SEEMS LIKE THE 'PIMPS' ARE SMOKING WHAT?