More Fun With Unwanted Phone Books!!!!!

Photo By Connie Nompelis

In my previous post, Ed Kohler showed us the proper way to "return" a Verizon phone book by throwing it on or quite near the golf green near Verizon corporate headquarters in Eagan, Minnesota.

Well, real estate agent Connie Nompelis sent along another interesting idea...

It seems somebody--and Connie apparently has no idea who, precisely, though I plead "not guilty"--put this "phone book flower" on Connie's doorstep.

Isn't that lovely? At least SOMEBODY is doing something useful with unwanted phone books.

Of course, don't try watering this flower or you'll have a pile of mush, indistinguishable from the other unwanted phone books haunting our doorsteps like yellow demons. UNWANTED PHONE BOOKS ARE THE DEVIL!!! State and city officials, remove the shadows which darken our doorsteps! WE ARE WAITING!!!!!!!